The Legend of Vox Machina (season 2)

The finale of the last season had several dragons descending on the capitol city.  They lay waste to the city, forcing Vox Machina to flee to their stronghold.  While considering what to do next, a dragon attacks their keep.  A desperate escape follows.  The dragons are the Chrome Conclave.  They are led by a red dragon who has plans beyond mere conquest, but those are held close to his scales.  Vox Machina determines that they need help and go to the city of the gods (has temples for each) to request help: denied.  However, they do learn that they need to collect powerful artefacts known as the Vestiges of Divergence.  While they are hunting for artefacts, one of the dragons is hunting them.

The season provides additional background for many of the characters.  Percy was effectively the central focus last season and received lots of attention.  Pike also got a lot of attention with her crisis of faith story arc.  This time, the twins departure from the elfin city is shown as a prelude to their return.  It is not a happy reunion.  The elf father is not so keen on his half-elf children.  Also, the first meeting of Vex and her animal companion, Trinket the bear, is shown.  Elsewhere, there are the events that led to Grog's exile from his tribe - called the Herd, which neatly leads into his strong ties to Pike the gnome.  Even Keyleth the druid gets some more backstory as she encounters her father and completes part of her 'Aramente' related to fire.  Huh, it almost sounds like she is a variant of Ang the Last Airbender.  She is an Air Ashari who needs to gain proficiency in each of the elements to complete her Aramente.  Hmm.  Even Scanlan has some interesting developments.  Heck, he proves to be the hero in more than one battle.

The combat is hyperactive.  The characters are always running, flying, flipping, jumping, or otherwise moving around the battlefield.  The party has no one who stands toe-to-toe with the enemy, except maybe for Grog.  Granted, it is hard to stand toe-to-toe with a dragon, but the lack of a tank character is peculiar.

Good popcorn fun and recommended.  Can hardly wait for the next season.

The Legend of Vox Machina

The kingdom of Tal'Dorei is beset by some unseen terror that is wiping out farming communities.  The latest band of heros that were sent to defeat it were all killed.  Thus, the king sent out a call for a new set of adventurers.  Enter Vox Machina, a rowdy band who volunteer - not out of the goodness of their hearts but for the reward.  Not at all your typical adventuring party.  There are the half-elf twins: Vex the ranger with her bear companion, Trinket, and Vax the Rogue.  There is the half-elf druid, Keyleth.  Then there are the gnomes: Scanlan the randy bard and Pike the cleric.  Rounding out the party are Percy the human gunslinger (I didn't realize there was such a class) and Grog the goliath barbarian (goliath must be something like a half-giant in this setting).  It is odd that this party has no tank character.    In any case, the king accepts this quirky party and has them escorted to the area that has seen the trouble.  The party soon encounter a dragon, utterly failing to injure it but managing to survive the fight themselves.

The dragon adventure is only the beginning of this season of epic adventure.  No sooner have they gained their reward - a rundown keep where they can live until the kingdom needs them again - than Percy's past arrives in town.  The Sylas and Delilah Briarwood arrive in the capitol from Whitestone.  It was they who slaughtered Percy's family and he means to take he revenge.  Of course, Sylas is a powerful vampire and Delilah is an even more powerful necromancer.  It will take at least 10 exciting episodes for the party to overcome such a cable duo and their various minions.

Though visually attractive, the story is often weak.  There are times when the characters seem to be abysmally stupid.  In one battle, the party finds themselves fighting several iron golems that prove entirely immune to all of their attacks.  However, the man controlling the iron golems is standing out in the open and talking smack while no one thinks to attack him.  Right.  Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.  The party is off to fight the undead, but their cleric is indisposed.  Um, yeah, that's really not a good idea.  Wait for the cleric.  To the good, there is a lot of roleplaying here.  These aren't paper cutout characters.  They all have strengths and flaws, they have cliques among themselves and don't walk in lockstep.

As for the world of Exandria, it has that multicultural mix that is required today.  Yes, the king of this European-like country is black.  The citizens are a mix of this and that.  I wonder if the Africa-based continent has a white king with mostly black subjects.

Good popcorn fun.

Walking in Circles

The Walking in Circles web series had two seasons, the first in 2011 and the second in 2014.  Though I watched many such web series at the time, I somehow missed this one.  Better late than never.

Season 1: The show opens with Krag (Eric Radic) sits down in a tavern and puts on a microphone for an off screen interviewer.  Ah, this is going to do The Office in a D&D setting.  Krag explains that he is a barbarian prince on a quest to avenge his father, who was eaten by a dragon.  He recruited the various party members, but now regrets virtually all of them.  Markus (Adam Rady) is a wizard school dropout whose debt has been sent to collections.  Though he can do magic, he never got the wizard hat (which is like the diploma in this world).  Angie (Katie Wilson) is a pacifist druid who mostly serves as healer.  Garrand (Jonah Priour) is a bard who is either terrified of the latest encounter or singing very badly while strumming his lute.  Lastly, Alex (multiple actresses) is a black-clad knife-wielding psychopath.  She is the most competent member of the party and almost completely mute.

Except for the first episode, each installment begins with Garrand recapping the last story in a song that always ends with "Walking in circles again and again and again and again."  Though brief, the episodes are often slow.  Pacing could use some work.  The fight choreography is unimpressive.  It was funny how Alex was repeatedly recast through the series (5 different actresses played the part) and was largely ignored beyond the first switch.  There were some really good gags.  Garrand's countersong against the sirens was hilarious.  Despite his bad singing and often being annoying, Garrand was the stand out character.  By the end of the season, the party has reached the dragon but discovered that the quest was not what it seemed.  A new quest is set for the next season.

Season 2: The episode begins with the party teleporting into a wooded area.  Sadly, Garrand has materialized inside a tree, only his arm sticking out with his lute.  Well, so much for that character.  Dang.  With the absence of Garrand, the opening song recap is no longer part of the show.  Also, the tavern interviews have been dumped.  Yes, it is a very different format.  It turns out that Markus teleported them to the wrong place and now the party has to go on a series of mini-quests to undo a curse.  Once that is done, Markus teleports them to the right place.  And that's the end of the series.  Really?  Sigh.

With Garrand gone, the character of Squire Quigley (Ben Burch) was added.  Quigley is every bit as annoying as Garrand but lacks the positive qualities.  The fight choreography is marginally better and mostly sees Alex outclassing multiple guys at a time with her tiny knife.  Markus has a wizard's duel that must have drained the special effects budget.

As with many of these web series, it had promise but didn't last long enough to tell its story.  Definitely worth watching for some of its gags and funny takes on gaming.

Outlaw of Gore (1988)

Tarl Cabot (Urbano Barberini) is leading an unhappy life since his return from Gor.  One of his fellow professors, Watney Smith (Russel Savadier), is failing miserably in his efforts to hook up with any woman who will have him.  Though Watney wants to try another bar, Cabot is ready to call it a night.  He offers to drive Watney home first.  While driving, Cabot's ring starts glowing.  The pair find themselves in the midst of a desert on Gor!  While Cabot is thrilled, Watney is baffled and concerned.  Eventually, the pair find their way to Koruba, the place that Cabot freed on his last visit to Gor.  Now, a new danger threatens.  The young queen has conspired with Xeno the Priest (Jack Palance) to usurp the throne and lay the blame on Cabot.  Can Cabot escape Queen Lara's clutches and also rescue his beloved, Talena (Rebecca Ferratti)?

This is worse than the last film.  The fight choreography is pathetic.  The queen's plans are so obvious that no one would fall for them.  Jack Palance, like Oliver Reed before him, is here for the paycheck only.  His villian might have been more impressive if he wasn't constantly thwarted by the brainless queen.  His death is so sudden and badly done that I had to rewind to see what happened.  Rather than some great and heroic warrior, Cabot comes across as a dull-witted fool.  He doesn't win because he outsmarts or outfights the enemy, but because he is the good guy.  Worst of all, everyone is saying 'Cabot' repeatedly and endlessly.  His name is spoken 55 times in the first 10 minutes!  35 times, it was the tediously annoying Watney.  Speaking of Watney, he proves to be even dumber than Cabot.  What college is it that these two are professors?  Yikes, don't enroll there.

Being set in Gor, one expects sexy women wearing next to nothing.  Talena, Queen Lara, and the nameless slave that Cabot rescues are all quite attractive but there isn't a lot of focus on them.  The 'plot' is more important than the eye candy.  Where Talena and Cabot traveled together in much of the previous film, in this one they are separated early and have individual storylines; that really limits Rebecca's screen time.  It's like the filmmakers don't understand the main draw for a Gor film.

Skip this one.