Showing posts with label Nicola Posener. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nicola Posener. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Mythica: The Darkspore

Following on the heels of the last story, our heroes discover that Teela’s sister, Caeryn, was killed by a necromancer immediately after she had left the Hammerhead Tavern where the party was still celebrating their victory over the ogre.  The party breaks apart.  While Teela mourns her sister, Thane sinks into a drunken stupor, and Dagen exercises his libido, Marek hides in the woods as she is still a slave and being hunted.  It is then that Gojun Pye (Kevin Sorbo) returns and tells the tale of the Darkspore.
 
It turns out that the sacred stone that had been hidden in the sacked temple from the first movie was a piece of the Darkspore.  The Darkspore is the heart of the lich king and it grants near limitless power in the hands of a necromancer.  Gojun had defeated the last effort to assemble the Darkspore but this time it is up to Marek.
 
The party is reassembled to track down the necromancer who killed Caeryn.  On the way, they recruit a new member, Qole the Elf.  Interestingly, Qole accuses Dagen of being a half-breed, perhaps explaining why Dagen looks so non-elvish.  Is he just a half-elf?  Qole is built like a linebacker, which makes for an unusual new elf character.  There is a lot more party strife than last time.
 
The script is something of a mess.  Caeryn’s death is told in flashback despite happening at the beginning of the movie.  It feels like it should have had a voice over saying “previously on Mythica.”
 
The epic battle at the conclusion had what is proving to be a standard problem for Arrowstorm: too many orcs.  How is it that our heroes are surrounded by 30 orcs and yet aren’t instantly overwhelmed?  This becomes really awkward when you see orcs in the background swinging their swords at no one.  Perhaps in future films, we could cut back the number of orcs to avoid this.
 
Marek has just killed a dragon, brawled with orcs, sucked the life out of fog wights, and otherwise proven herself a reasonably competent adventurer.  However, when she returns to town, she is dragged back into slavery by a lone pimp.  Really?  You know, this is probably a guy on whom she could use her life-sucking necromancy and not feel guilty.  No, she just lets him shove her in a cell and where she sits helplessly until her friends rescue her.  It’s like she became a different character.  Worse, it feels like it was just tacked on to allow the escaped slave issue be resolved in a cheesy manner.  I liked the idea of the escaped slave subplot but it was executed very poorly.
 
Gojun Pye arrives on scene suddenly as a flock of birds swarm and become him.  He leaves by the same method.  Kind of a cool effect that reminds you of Dracula turning into a bat swarm.  Anyway, if Gojun can travel in this manner, why do we see him riding a horse across the war-torn countryside while clutching the Darkspore?  Also, why isn’t he involved in this quest?  Unlike the ogre quest, this one seems important enough that Gojun should join it, especially since he led the last effort against the Darkspore.
 
The movie has too many characters.  The addition of Qole to the party was unnecessary and wastes time that could have been spent further developing our central characters.  Likewise, the two elfin bounty huntresses could have been merged into one huntress who might have developed a modicum of character.
 
Overall, it is fun but the series needs a new script editor.  Though I like that it builds upon the first movie, too often it does so in an incoherent and clumsy way.

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes

Mythica opens with a temple in a rocky desert being sacked by orcs who are led by a Necromancer (not in the usual sense, since he drains life force rather than creating the undead). Two sisters – Teela & Caeryn – flee with a sacred stone. Before they can escape, Caeryn is abducted by an ogre.

Marek (Melanie Stone) is a slave with dreams of wizardry. She visits the wizard Gojun Pye (played by Kevin Sorbo of Hercules fame) who encourages her to take up a life of adventure. Because she has a bad leg, she is slow getting back to her master’s house. Worse, she is attacked by ruffians who see that she is a slave out after curfew. A drunken fighter subdues the ruffians and Marek rushes away but things get worse. Her master’s money is stolen by a charming rogue and she is caught soon thereafter. Brought back to her master as a prisoner, he must pay to take custody of her. No sooner has he paid than he begins to whip her and tell how he is going to sell her to a brothel. The stresses of the day bring forth her latent necromantic powers and she hurls her master back with the force of her magic, magic that is obviously like that of the necromancer leading the orcs. She must flee lest the townsfolk slay her.

Now an adventurer, Marek finds her way to an adventurers' tavern. There she meets Teela (Nicola Posener), who is seeking heroes to help her rescue her sister. Teela has no money to hire a skilled team and declines Marek’s offer since she is obviously a novice. Marek claims to have a team. She recruits the fighter who saved her from the ruffians, a fellow named Thane (Adam Johnson). Then they forcibly recruit Dagen (Jake Stormoen), the charming thief who stole Marek’s master’s money. They meet Teela the following morning.

The party is formed: Marek the Magician, Teela the Cleric, Thane the Fighter, and Dagen the Rogue. Oh, Dagen is an elf though he doesn’t look like any elf I’ve seen before. Our happy little band sets out on their first adventure. As the central character, it isn’t much of a surprise that Marek is usually the one rescuing her allies or finishing off the various foes.

This is the first of a trilogy of films and clearly echoes PC games with a role-playing bent. I was often reminded of Diablo but there were some very D&Dish moments too. As this is part of a trilogy, Marek has a lot of room for her character to develop. She is a slave, a cripple, a necromancer, a magician, and who knows what else.

The big failing is that the women dress rationally. There are no chain mail bikinis or midriff revealing gowns. Teela’s a looker but her priestly garb is quite modest. Granted, the adventure takes place in a landscape surprisingly similar to Utah where there was frequently snow on the ground.

Thane is the unintentional comic relief since he gets beaten unconscious in almost every fight. The best was when the two women were helping him limp away from a band of orcs and he took an arrow in the back. Every monster had his number. By the end of the movie, it was just hilarious.
 
Good fun and worth watching.
 
This is the Arrowstorm epic.  The trilogy has since expanded to 5 movies, the fifth of which is currently in post-production.