Showing posts with label Bill Nighy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Nighy. Show all posts

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Wrath of the Titans

This sequel of Clash of the Titans takes place 10 years after Perseus (Sam Worthington)  slew the Kraken and saved Andromeda. His wife, Io, died in the interim and his son, Helios, knows nothing of his father's demigod history. Perseus is living in a fishing village as just another fisherman when Zeus  (Liam Neeson) comes asking for his help, warning that doom is upon the world. Perseus brushes him off and can't be too surprised when Chimera attacks the village soon afterwards. He goes to an abandoned temple of the gods and prays to his father but Poseidon (Danny Huston) arrives instead with a tale of woe. Then Poseidon dies! Yikes, we're killing off the gods? Not some minor demigod but one of the big three? This must be serious.

Per Poseidon's instructions, Perseus goes in search of Andromeda (Rosamund Pike). She is now queen of Greece, apparently having unified all the city-states. Whereas last we saw her, she was a victim about to be fed to the kraken, now she is a warrior queen who accompanies Perseus on his quest to save Zeus.

The movie is mostly an excuse for one action scene after another. As he did the mythical deeds of Perseus in the last film, this time he takes deeds from others. He fights the Cyclops that belongs to Odysseus's tale, he slays the Chimera and rides Pegasus which belongs to Bellerophon's story, he defeats the Minotaur and overcomes a labyrinth, both part of Theseus's adventure, and he beats the crap out of Ares, which is from Xena: Warrior Princess. Furthermore, he travels to the underworld which many Greek heroes did, but not Perseus. Agenor, who plays the roguish sidekick and son of Poseidon, was actually several generations before Perseus. Moreover, he wasn't some glib thief but rather a king of Egypt whose daughter, Europa, was carried off by a lustful Zeus. On the positive, this movie did correct an error from the last film; Perseus goes after Andromeda, which is how it happened in the myth. All in all, Greek mythology has been sliced and diced and pasted onto Perseus.

When Zeus comes to Perseus at the beginning of the movie, he tells him that "being half human makes you stronger than a god." Really? What about 75% human? He doesn't address that. There is an underlying philosophy here that cannot be accidental. The screenwriter has chosen to place man above the gods. Then, tossing in Nietzsche, the Gods are dead, or at least dying as the movie progresses. The last movie had a war against the gods where the gods sought to punish mankind. This time the gods are killed off, largely through their folly, and man becomes god. Throughout the movie, our heroes warn the soldiers not to pray to the gods. As we saw in the last movie, gods derive their power from prayer. Just to hammer home the point that prayer is bad, one character foolishly prays to Ares and the God of War arrives to slay almost everyone, including the supplicant. Speaking of the supplicant, it was an archer woman. Why would she pray to Ares? More likely, I would expect her to appeal to Athena or Artemis. One does not cower behind a rock and pray to the God of War. So, in a complete departure from anything in Greek Myth, the majority of the gods are wiped out and the remaining ones are powerless. Let the Age of Atheism commence.

Hephaestus (Bill Nighy), God of Blacksmiths, makes an appearance. He is surprisingly spindly for a blacksmith and his only lameness appears to be a limp and a pronounced British accent. In this movie, he is a bit insane and has conversations with the mechanical owl that is completely inert. In this telling, it is Hephaestus, not Daedalus, who made a vast labyrinth inhabited by a Minotaur. During his ravings, he mentions that he was married to Aphrodite but it is never explained what happened to her.

Just like the last film, Hades (Ralph Fiennes) makes no sense. Last time, his kraken was said to be so powerful as to be able to overwhelm the rest of the gods and yet he had been banished to the underworld. Still angry over that banishment, he decides to free the Titans. But he soon regrets that decision and joins Perseus and Zeus in a fight against the Titans. At least the two films are consistent in making Hades an idiot.

In a change from the last movie, the super-shiny armor of the gods has been retired and they all wear something a common soldier might wear. Perhaps the gleaming armor required lots of people to pray and signified the piousness of the people. If so, it is not explained. Still, I was glad to see it go.

In the climactic battle, Andromeda has martialed her army to fight the minions of Kronos. She is supposed to `slow' Kronos down. As Kronos is literally the size of a mountain and apparently composed of lava, one wonders how the army can do anything other than die. Tactically and strategically, it was utterly pointless but it made for some really awesome special effects.

Despite all its failings, it was fun to watch. It even gets a better score on IMDb than Clash of the Titans though I rate the first one the better of the two.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Underworld: Evolution

The ball was rolling and now the 'conversations' were becoming my reviews.  This one came on January 21, 2006:
 
I saw Underworld: Evolution today. It picked up moments after the previous one concluded, which made for a bit of confusion if you didn't see the first one recently. Though far superior to BloodRayne, this only managed to achieve mediocre. The plot was sufficiently convoluted that it required many, MANY flashback scenes from the previous movie as well as some blurry I-remember-this-place-from-when-I-was-a-child scenes. And then there were the blurry scenes of vampires-read-minds-by-drinking-blood. All these blurry rapid fire flashbacks became tedious. Some of these flashback were interesting because they actually brought back characters who died in the last movie so they could appear (a la Uncle Ben in Spiderman 2).

The fighting is dramatically better than in BloodRayne (but that isn't saying much, is it) and Kate Beckinsale fills out her black jumpsuit rather nicely (probably the best thing about the movie).  The violence is pretty intense. We get to see impalings, hands burst through chests, heads ripped in half, jaws torn off, gallons of blood, and the like.

The movie opened with a group of mounted and armored vampires (circa 1200 AD) riding into a town that had been destroyed by werewolves. Like in some zombie movie, all the corpses rose while the vampires were there and became rabid werewolves. This was probably the most intriguing part and might have made for a more interesting movie. Vampire Knights hunting Werewolves in the dead of night is oddly appealing.

All in all, wait for the video.
 
Interestingly, the next movie - Rise of the Lycans - took place during the Dark Ages that I thought was more interesting.  It proved to be less worthwhile than I had hoped.  However, it was funny to see Bill Nighy once again despite having died in the first film.